one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.
Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys backstage during The 24th Annual KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas at The Shrine Auditorium on December 7, 2013 in Los Angeles, California.
by terry richardson for vogue paris
notes to self:
- people who don’t care about you, no matter how much you care about them, aren’t worth your energy so let them go
- choosing to be happy does not mean ignoring the sadness and pain that demand to be felt
- probably the best thing you can do for yourself is to refuse to be embarrassed or ashamed of any part of you
sir we are currently trying to attempt to perform open heart surgery on you will you please for the love of god stop breakdancing